The Pedal on the Right...
As I was driving to work today it occurred to me that people were driving slowly. The cops were not taking radar, the roads were mostly dry, it was not raining or snowing. For no apparently reason people were driving slower.
Maybe it was the first day back to work after the big Turkey day. Maybe people had not recovered from a weekend of overindulgence that marks the begining of the holiday season. Maybe is was the grinches that are dreading the holiday shopping. Maybe it was that they had not run to Starbuck's gotten their quad shot venti two pump gingerbread latte to jump start their day.
Not only were people driving slowly, they were not yeilding the left lane to people who had gotten the quad shot venti two pump gingerbread if you do not get the hell out of my way I am going to run you over latte.
It is very simple people, the pedal on the right makes the car go faster... use it or yeild the lane.
posted by NoodleP @ 12:14 PM
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2 Comments:
There three types of People:
1. quick
2. The Dead
3. Those who drives slow in the fast lane
If you not quick your dead, but if you drive slow in the fast lane you derserve instant death!!!!!
Yeah I never quite understood those unexplainable slow days. The major drawback to having a sports car is that you suddenly wish everyone else was in one.
Either drive or get out and walk!!!
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