Worst Christmas present contest...

The holidays that have come and gone and along with the holidays there is usually a present or two that you have opened and thought to yourself - "what happened to the gift certificate from that cool new store that I asked for"; Or "Wow - that does not look anything like the Ipod Nano!"

So here is the contest - what are the worst presents you have ever received? They can be things like the list below.
1. You do not give a biker guy pastel colored cashmere Polo shirts
2. Hats with flash lights mounted inside of them - they hurt your head and rip your hair out.
3. You do not give a biker guy a Santa Chef doll. Bikers do not play with dolls - even if they are chefs.
4. Crew neck shirts that feel like sand paper

A winner will be picked Wednesday of next week...