Tuesday, November 14, 2006

go 2 clicks and turn right at the PO

You must fill out form x and have it approved three weeks ahaed of your visit.

To enter we will need your Name, DOB, SSN, make, model, VIN number of your automobile, license plate, reason for visit, and visit contact 2 weeks prior to your visit.

Once on site you will be subjected to a body search, puffer machines, anal probe, metal detectors, and all articles in your posession will be searched and ex-rayed.

After this you will be taken to room and interviewed. After the interview you will be sniffed by dogs and given another anal probe.

Once you have been deemed trustworthy, this process must be repeated once a month.


At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Chief Ninja Monkie said...

Wow...have a good weekend? LOL!

At 7:43 PM, Blogger honeykbee said...

Looking forward to next weeks installment (titled "how much anal probing is too much anal probing?")!

Make sure you spiffy up with some bleach pads!


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