I am going to become a country western songwriter
My first song goes like this...
There once was a big black lab named Tosha
She loved her Frisbee and playing catch
but what she liked best
was being the center of attention
and she lived to the ripe old age of ten.
There once was a big horse named Reef
back in the day he was a sight to see
for he was a big beautiful strapping young lad
but his eye was not so good and had to be removed
so now we call him "the one eyed Willie"
Now we all know that things come in threes
and the only thing I can tell you is that despite the costs of animals
my husband still loves me....
Well - at least he did this morning...