Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Goings on in the news...

If you were not born here or are not a citizen - get deported.

If you enjoy 14 year old kids sexually - get help you are a very sick person.

If you think that FEMA is at fault for Katrina victims - get a clue. People from NO have been livng on the dole and want to stay on the dole - the only way they get to do that is to make it look like the governemnt is not doing anything for them.

Been on the lam for 52 years and got caught - get a new pair of sneakers.

Your rating is at an all time low - get impeached.

Being held without bail by USICE - you gotta ask yourself - were the cars worth it?

You were accidentally shot years ago - pay it forward????

Won a Muzzle award - get the constitution and learn, live, love the first amendment.

4 Comments:

At 3:14 PM, Blogger honeykbee said...

you're too kind. I think if you enjoy 14 years olds sexually, you should be hung in town square and stoned to death. And not the good kind of stoned to death, either.

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger NoodleP said...

get help could mean put a gun to your head and pull the trigger too... :-) and yes that is to nice as well...

 
At 5:44 PM, Blogger Needtsza said...

so basically, Fuck Everybody?

I can live with that....as long as it ain't me and maybe a few others ;)

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger Needtsza said...

Ammendment 52: Anybody who can't read this, Get The Fuck OUT!

 

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